The United States of Wele New Com is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its frequent executions, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.407 billion Wele New Comians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, although Industry, Law & Order, and Defense are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anork. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.2%.

The powerhouse Wele New Comian economy, worth 246 trillion lire a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 72,328 lire, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 279,466 per year while the poor average 12,851, a ratio of 21.7 to 1.

Invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, when you fly on Air Wele New Com you win a seat or you die, in distant lands the nation is known as a lovely place that was even better in the good old days, and Wele New Com has designated Anork as its capital city. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Wele New Com's national animal is the cobra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Wele New Com is ranked 72,454^th in the world and 11^th in Acryae for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.99 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.